Today was dominated by the forceful explusion of bodily fluids and solids and lava-like-mudpie-colored-avalanche-flowing-sludgy-slimy-uncategorizable-stuff.
I spit up about a dozen times, including one that wend so far down Mom’s body and clothing that Ali had to wipe Mom down with a burp cloth.
I also had my biggest poop EVER. The poop process consumed five different diapers. Each time Mom though I was done and started changing me, I would project more excrement toward her, requiring yet another diaper change.
Well, the big news is that today’s my last day in New York! I enjoyed my almost three full months here and barely remember anything about Chicago. I’m excited to get back to my own crib and get my own room back!
margaretyagan 
Dear Miss Margaret –
After yet another day of voluminous descriptors regarding your poop, I have determined that I am going to begin using a new nickname for you…..Little Miss Magpie. I can tell you that you have your mom and your aunts, Sarah and Claire, beaten by a mile already – and you are only 3 months old. It’s debatable if the three of them, combined, ever pooped as much as you have!
Please keep a good eye on your dad and mom tomorrow when you are flying back to Chicago. Do your best to make them behave, too!
Travel safely, Miss Magpie. See you all soon!
Love you bunches –
Grandma
Dear Maggie,
We are so happy that you are now in Illinois! Can’t wait to read about your adventures in the Windy City! We love you and your parents so much!
Love,
Excellent Aunt Joanne and Hunter